09/11/2024 from Daily Jokes
#18843
An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room.
As they sitting there,
They are staring at each other.
Not knowing there is egg and chicken, the nurse is busy with her work.
Then nurse walks out of the office and asks,
“Alright, which one of you came first?”
“Seriously!” shouts the chicken,
” Here, too?!”
09/10/2024 from Daily Jokes
#18840
A man is playing with a stray dog.
His wife says,
“Don’t play with this ugly and disgusting thing!”
The husband defends,
“Come on. He isn’t that ugly and disgusting.”
The wife looks at him,
“I was speaking to the dog.”
09/09/2024 from Daily Jokes
#18837
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked,
“Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Thomas replied,
“Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says,
“I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.”
A few months later they meet again and his friend says,
“Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers,
“Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.”
The friend said,
“Then what’s the problem?”
Thomas replied,
“My father doesn’t like her.”
09/08/2024 from Daily Jokes
#18834
The junior executive had been complaining to his wife of aches and pains.
Neither one could account for his trouble.
Arriving home from work one night, he informed her.
“I finally discovered why I’ve been feeling so miserable. We got some ultra-modern office furniture two weeks ago, and I just learned today that I’ve been sitting in the wastebasket.”
09/07/2024 from Daily Jokes
#18831
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks.
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies,
“Nope.”
As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger’s legs.
As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells,
“I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!”
The old man mutters,
“Ain’t my dog.”