Daily Joke: Jokes Library

A man walked into a bar with a banana on his head. As he served him, the bartender said: “Look, I don’t know if you realize this, but you’ve got a banana on your head.”

“That’s ok,” said the man. “I always wear a banana on my head on Tuesdays.”

“But today’s Wednesday,” said the bartender.

“It’s not, is it?” groaned the man. “Oh no! I must look like a complete idiot!”

Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies.

“I want a baby more than anything else in the world.” said one. “But I guess it’s impossible.”

“I used to think that,” said the other. “But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going to have a baby in three months.”

“You must tell me what you did.”

“I went to a faith healer.”

“But I’ve tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn’t help at all.”

The pregnant woman smiled and whispered: “Next time, try going alone.”

Fearing that he would be late for an important business meeting in London, a motorist was beginning to panic because he couldn’t find a parking space. Street after street was full, and growing ever more desperate, he decided to seek help from the Almighty.

Looking up to Heaven, he said: “Lord, please help me out here. If you find me a parking space, I’ll give up drinking, and women, and go to Mass every Sunday.”

Then as he turned the corner, miraculously a parking space appeared.

He looked skyward again and said: “Never mind, I found one.”

A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a long line began to form behind her. One of the male drivers was particularly impatient , sounding his horn continuously.

Finally, she got out of her car, walked over to the driver behind and said: “I can’t seem to get my car started. Would you be a sweetheart and see if you can get it started for me? I’ll stay here in your car and lean on your horn for you.”

Ques:  Why do they call it the “PRACTICE OF LAW”?

Ans:    Because no lawyer is ever bright enough to get it right.