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02/16/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8318

After hearing a sermon about lies and deceit, a man wrote the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have reviewed my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $900. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”

Funny +130
-35 Not Funny
02/16/2012 from Sunny
#8317

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-A-Lotta-Puss!!!

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Lap-A-Lotta-Dong!!!

02/15/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8316

Two women were talking at a party. One said: “My brother-in-law is a real Renaissance Man.”

“Why, because he has a broad area of knowledge and is an expert in a number of fields?”

“No. Because he looks as if he was born 500 years ago.”

Funny +35
-129 Not Funny
02/15/2012 from Lionel
#8315

Yo momma so fat she can’t even fit in this Joke

Funny +35
-194 Not Funny
02/14/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8314

“It’s too hot to wear clothes today,” said the husband stepping out of the shower. “What do you reckon the neighbors will think if I mow the lawn like this?”

“Probably that I married you for your money,” answered his wife.

Funny +251
-29 Not Funny
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