After hearing a sermon about lies and deceit, a man wrote the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have reviewed my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $900. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-A-Lotta-Puss!!!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Lap-A-Lotta-Dong!!!
Two women were talking at a party. One said: “My brother-in-law is a real Renaissance Man.”
“Why, because he has a broad area of knowledge and is an expert in a number of fields?”
“No. Because he looks as if he was born 500 years ago.”
Yo momma so fat she can’t even fit in this Joke
“It’s too hot to wear clothes today,” said the husband stepping out of the shower. “What do you reckon the neighbors will think if I mow the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money,” answered his wife.
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