Daily Joke: Jokes Library

An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend.

“Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.”

A man’s wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics garunteed to make her look years younger.

She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours, applying the “miracle” products.

Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and asked, “Darling, honestly now, what age would you say I am?”

He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, “Well, judging from your skin, twenty.

Your hair, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five.” “Oh, you’re so sweet!” gushed the wife. “well, hang on,” he replied, “I’m not finished adding it up yet.”

what did the cup say to the bowl? awe jezz, can’t we be a couple!

A husband and wife were with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “It’s all about education,” she continued. “He took a communication course in college and I studied drama. He communicates very well and I act like I’m listening.”

Hi, and you are?

Im high too.