08/17/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8471
Daily Joke: Fishing Trip en Espanol
A man called home to his wife and said: “Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said: ‘Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?” The wife replied: “I did, dear. Your new blue silk pyjamas are in your fishing box!”
08/16/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8470
Daily Joke: Tough Choice en Espanol
A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: ” What are you crying about?” The man sniffles, and asks his wife: “Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told me I would have to marry you or spend the next twenty years in prison?” The wife says: “Yea, but why are you crying?” The man says: ” I would have gotten out of prison today!”
08/14/2012 from Pam Floener
#8469
Daily Joke: psychic joke en Espanol
I know I am psychic because it says medium in my underwear.
08/14/2012 from Pam Floener
#8468
Daily Joke: Hallowween en Espanol
Know why witches don’t have babies?
Because their husbands have hollow weenies.
08/12/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8467
Daily Joke: Cut Your Hair en Espanol
A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.”
Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.”
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I’ve been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?”
Father replies, “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.”
Son says, “But, dad, Jesus had long hair.”
Father replies, “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.”
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