Daily Joke: Jokes Library

Like the mediator always says:

I don’t get paid enough because I’m always in the middle of something.

hickory dickory dock a slut was sucking a cock her hair got tangled the bitch got strangled but atleast she swallowed the shot hickory dickory dock

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Two blondes were in the parking lot beside their car. They had locked themselves out, so one was trying to open the door with a coat hanger. She says: ” This isn’t working!” And the other blonde says: ” Well, we better think of something, because it’s starting to rain and the top’s down.”

An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, “I want to impress a beautiful young girl. Which machine should I use?” The trainer replied, “Use the ATM machine outside!”