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Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students

Billy: Why??

Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told that if I kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way.

Billy: Well, I can see you didn’t listen.

pinochio was masturbating all of a sudden poof he got burn.

A guy asks a beautiful lady: “Can I buy you a drink?” She says: “No Thanks, alcohol is bad for my legs!” “Ohhh, do they swell??” “No, they spread..”

A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said: “You shouldn’t be eating so much candy, it’ll rot your teeth, it’s just bad for you to eat so much candy.”

The little boy looked up and said: “My grandfather lived to be 95 years old”. The older man asked: “Oh? by eating snickers candy bars?” The little boy said: “No……by minding his own business.”

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.

“Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him.

“I don’t have to,” the little boy replied.

“Of course you do,” his mother insisted, “we say a prayer before eating at our house.”

“That’s at our house,” Logan explained, “but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”