05/26/2012 from Gerry Taylor
#8419
Daily Joke: A Horse Joke en Espanol
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: To get his napkin.
05/25/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8418
Daily Joke: On an Island... en Espanol
There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)…
The first blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat.” With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.
The first blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat.” With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.
The second blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I need jetski”
With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.
The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says,” Just give me a million dollars, I’ll take the bridge.”
With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.
The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says,” Just give me a million dollars, I’ll take the bridge.”
05/24/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8417
Daily Joke: Lost Golf Ball en Espanol
Two guys are playing golf, and one of them shanks a ball over a hill and into the next fairway. He goes to look for it but returns empty handed. “Where’s your ball?” his friend asks. “I can’t go get my ball. I looked over the hill and there’s my wife AND girlfriend. They’re playing golf together. If I go over there, I’ll get killed. You have to get my ball.” The friend walks up the hill and comes back a few minutes later. “What’s the matter?” asks the first golfer. “Wow, small world,” the second replies.
05/23/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8416
Daily Joke: Drowning His Sorrows en Espanol
Sitting at the bar, glum Dave told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement. “Yeah,” said Dave, “would you marry somebody who didn’t know the meaning of the word faithful, and who was flip and even vicious when the subject of fidelity came up?” “No way,” the bartender said. “Well,” said Dave, “neither would my fiancé.”
05/22/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8415
Daily Joke: First Day on the Job en Espanol
A young man reported for his first day of work at a supermarket. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the warehouse.” “But I’m a graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom- I’ll show you how.”
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