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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, “Man, I sure wish I could do that.” 

The dog owner says, “Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first.”

Did you hear about the blonde tbat went to the drive-in movie.  She didn’t like the movie so she shashed the seats.

Did you hear about the blonde tbat went to the drive-in movie.  She didn’t like the movie so she slashed the seats.

How is sex like air?

It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." 
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time
anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."