Daily Joke: Jokes Library

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.”

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.”

Q.) What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Not sure?

A.) Remind me not to invite you to my home!

Guy walks in a bar with his horse, bartender asks “what’s with the long face?”

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

There are 2 blondes, one on each side of the river. 1 blonde yells at the other blonde “hey how do I get to the other side?” the other blonde yells back “Duh you’re already on the other side”