Daily Joke: Jokes Library

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather… kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: What makes a blond so easy?

A: she’s like a light switch a 5 year old can turn her on. 

Q: what is so easy about a blond?

A:Shes like a door knob everybody gets a turn

A vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of blood the bartender throws him out a second vampire walks in and asks for some hot water he pulls out a dirty tampon and says tea time

A couple of redneck men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.  One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”

The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”