Daily Joke: Jokes Library

Drunk Driver going down a one way street,cop pulls him over and said to the driver, did’t you see theArrow ,What Arrow,I did ‘t even see the Indians.

what shoes do chickens where????

reebok!!

“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark  attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend  that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as  possible.”
“If this doesn’t work, beat the shark with your stump.”

how many animals can you fit in one pair of panty hose? 10 piggies, 2 calfs, 1 ass and a hair      

What are the three words you don’t want to hear while making love? “Honey, I’m home!”