Daily Joke: Jokes Library

HEY,HOW DID RUDOLFF DIE??? HE PICKED A BUGGER AND GOT ELECTRICUTED……NEXT IS..DID YOU HEAR SANTA DIED LAST NIGHT??? NO ,HOW?? HE THRU THE WRONG SACK OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!!

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to the earth.

He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window I muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail!

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite.

1-1-1 race. 2-1-1-2. 1-1-1-1 race and 2-2-1-1-2.

There were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said is it hot in here, or is it just me? The other muffin says: “holy crap! A talking muffin!”