12/06/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8559
Daily Joke: Movie Ratings en Espanol
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
R: The bad guy gets the girl.
X: Everybody gets the girl!
12/05/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8558
Daily Joke: 6 Months to Live en Espanol
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.
But the patient doesn’t pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives
him another six months.
12/04/2012 from Joseph Terra
#8557
Daily Joke: Church Signs en Espanol
Honk to speak to God, Text while driving to meet him.
12/04/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8556
Daily Joke: Cost of Getting Married en Espanol
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
A: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
12/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8555
Daily Joke: Farmer in the Field en Espanol
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.” “How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”
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