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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the
family,” said the man.  “To show you how much we care for you,
I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business.  All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”

The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the
noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well then you’ll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being
stuck behind a desk all day.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you a
half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don’t like
factories and won’t work in a office.  What am I going to do with
you?”

“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out!!!”

What do you a masturbating bull?

Beef stroknoff

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,
“I am Napoleon!”
Another one said, “How do you know?”
The first inmate said, “God told me!”
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, “I did not!”

Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?
A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horny toad croaks "Rub-it Rub-it"

The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her
husband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"

Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"