Daily Joke: Jokes Library

Guy walks in a bar with his horse, bartender asks “what’s with the long face?”

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

There are 2 blondes, one on each side of the river. 1 blonde yells at the other blonde “hey how do I get to the other side?” the other blonde yells back “Duh you’re already on the other side”

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, “Man, I sure wish I could do that.” 

The dog owner says, “Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first.”

Did you hear about the blonde tbat went to the drive-in movie.  She didn’t like the movie so she shashed the seats.