Daily Joke: Jokes Library

Q: what is so easy about a blond?

A:Shes like a door knob everybody gets a turn

A vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of blood the bartender throws him out a second vampire walks in and asks for some hot water he pulls out a dirty tampon and says tea time

A couple of redneck men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.  One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”

The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”

You know how to make a hormone don’t pay her

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and does the same examinations.

When the third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start th operation?”

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”