Daily Joke: Jokes Library

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘bridge out’ instead?”

A teacher pointed a ruler at a kid and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot!” The kid got a detention after asking, “Which end?”

Store Manager: I saw you arguing with that customer who just left. I told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me? Salesclerk: Yes, sir. The customer is always right. Store Manager: That’s better. Now what were you arguing with the customer about? Salesclerk: Well, sir, he said you were an idiot.

What’s the differance between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well Beer nuts are $1.89 and Deer nuts are under a Buck…..

Knock Knock who’s there? Boo Boo who. Awww don’t cry it’s not Halloween yet.