01/11/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8603
Daily Joke: Pulled Over (again) en Espanol
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”
01/10/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8602
Daily Joke: Bragging on the Plane en Espanol
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”
“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man.”
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Once,” he replied.
“Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what did she say to you this morning?”
“Don’t stop.”
01/10/2013 from thomas
#8601
Daily Joke: speeding en Espanol
a women is speeding an oficer pulls her over and askes her if she saw the speed limit sign she says I saw the sign i just dident see you
01/09/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8600
Daily Joke: Pulled Over en Espanol
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
“I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”
“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.” “Can’t do that either, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.” “
Alright, we could get a blood sample.” “Can’t do that either, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.
” “Fine then, just walk this white line.” “Can’t do that either, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m drunk.”
01/09/2013 from Herman
#8599
Daily Joke: What the Difference ? en Espanol
What’s the difference between A baby, A sigh and a monkey? The baby is SOOOO dear, the sigh is OOOHHHHH dear, the monkey would be YOU dear
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