06/17/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17243
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together.
After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asked the husband,
“What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?”
The husband said,
“In the six weeks we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.”
The wife said,
“Seven weeks.
06/16/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17240
Michael was thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God:
“Why did you make her so kind-hearted?”
The Lord responded:
“So you could love her my son”
Next question:
“Why did you make her so good-looking?”
Reply: “So you could love her my son”
Third one: “Why did you make her such a good cook?”
Response: “So you could love her my son”
Michael thought about this for a while, and then he said:
“I don’t mean to seem ungrateful or anything. But why did you make her so stupid?”
Without hesitation came the answer:
“So she could love you, my son.
06/15/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17237
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation.
One of them keeps complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man says,
“You think you have family problems?”
Listen to my situation..
” A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later, my dad married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my step-mom and my dad became my stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law.
Then my wife’s daughter, my stepmom, had a son. This boy was my half-brother ’cause he was my dad’s son, but he was also the son of my wife’s daughter, which made him my wife’s grandson.
That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now, the half-sister of my son, my stepmom, is also the grandmom. My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of my dad’s wife! “
AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS?”
The other guy fainted…
06/14/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17232
A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping…
They go up to the fence and they are all standing there.
They all point out the closest cow and have one of the boys go tip it over.
The cow falls over and they all laugh.
They find another cow and another kid goes over, tips it, and they laugh.
One of the boys sees a fence a little ways away with a few massive bulls in it.
They all dare one of the kids to tip the bull.
He sneaks up next to the bull and tries to push the bull over.
The bull rocks back and forth a little bit, but nothing.
He runs back to his friends and they are all laughing at him.
The biggest kid decides he will have better luck.
He sneaks up to another bull, takes a lineman’s stance, and slams into this bull as hard as he can.
The bull teeters almost completely sideways and then back, away, and back, but doesn’t tip over.
He runs off back to his friends.
Everyone is laughing, but they can’t figure out why the bull didn’t fall.
The bull was almost completely sideways.
There is no way the bull should have not fallen.
All of a sudden, a bull just on the inside of the fence speaks up,
“You’ll never tip us!”
A kid asks back, “and why is that?”
“We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall down.”
06/13/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17228
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
I’m not paying,” said the duck.
“I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.”
“I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer.
“Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk.
“Getting here cost me my last scent.”