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What model car do sick animals drive in? A Vet

What model car do sick animals drive in? A Vet

A couple’s house was plagued by an invasion of flies in hot weather. After a husband went around with a fly swatter, his wife asked him whether he managed to fill any.

“Yes,” he said. “Four males and two females.”

“How can you tell?” she asked.

“Four were on a beer can and two were on the phone.”

Yo Mama So Ugly Bob The Builder Said We Can”t Fix That

A group of boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce that the boys had to hide under the blanket to avoid being bitten.

Then one of the boys saw some fireflies and said to his friend: “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us with flashlights.”