07/13/2012 from DIRK
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Daily Joke: ME en Espanol
ONE DAY PAPA MOLE, MAMA MOLE, AND BABY MOLE WERE CHUGING DOWN A TUNELL. PAPA MOLE SAID I SMELL HONNEY, MAMA MOLE SAYS I SMELL HONEY, BABY MOLE SAYS WELL I SMELL MOLEASSES!
07/09/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8445
Daily Joke: Skinny Dipping en Espanol
One day a farmer went outside to his pond with a bucket to pick peaches from the peach tree next to his pond and there were two girls in the pond skinny dipping. When they saw him they went to the deep end and said, “Don’t make us get out, we’re naked!” He said “I ain’t. I just came to feed my alligators.”
07/06/2012 from Stephanie Weeks
#8444
Daily Joke: Repeat en Espanol
Two men were in a boat. Their names were Pete and Repete. Pete fell out, who was left? “Repete.” Two men were in a boat. Their names were Pete and Repete. Pete fell out, who was left?
07/06/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8443
Daily Joke: Clever Drunk en Espanol
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.”
The drunk replies, “Boobs.”
07/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8442
Daily Joke: Used Car en Espanol
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
“235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond’s friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, “Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!”
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