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How are Pizza and sex the same? No Matter how bad it is your still happy you got a piece

How are sex and oxygen the same? You don’t care about either one until you’re not getting any.

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the  police.  “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your  car?” asks the cop.

“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The  juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches  masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the  driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test  they’re giving now!”

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”

“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man.”

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?”

“Once,” he replied.

“Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what did she say to you this morning?”

“Don’t stop.”

a women is speeding an oficer pulls her over and askes her if she saw the speed limit sign she says I saw the sign i just dident see you