06/04/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20583
This man was on a train and this woman opposite looked at him and said, “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place…”
He asked, “Are you single?”
She replied, “No, I’m a dentist.”
06/03/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20579
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Dear, would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” replied the little girl, shyly.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie,” the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, “Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!”
06/02/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20576
At their last job interview, the interviewee was asked what their greatest weakness was, and he confidently replied, “Honesty.”
The interviewer raised an eyebrow and said, “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
Without missing a beat, the interviewee responded, “I don’t give a f*ck what you think!”
06/01/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20572
One night, a priest is talking to God in his dreams…
The priest asks, “Dear Lord, what is a thousand years for you?”
God answers, “My son, for me it’s just one minute.”
The priest asks, “And what is a million dollars for you?”
God answers, “Oh, that’s just a few cents.”
The priest asks, “Dear God, will you gift me a few cents?”
And God says: “Sure, my son. Wait a minute.”
05/31/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20569
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant…
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they have never sold bottom deodorant.
The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here regularly and would like some more.
The shop assistant, knowing full well they don’t sell such an item, smiles and says, “One moment please, I will get the Pharmacist.”
The pharmacist comes out and says, “Can I help you, miss?”
“I would like to buy some bottom deodorant, please,” says the blonde.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” insists the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” she says, returning shortly with the item.
The pharmacist looks at it and says, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed blonde snatches it back and reads the label aloud, “To apply, push up bottom.”