06/06/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8728
Daily Joke: Air Sick en Espanol
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can move aside to let him go to the bathroom. He knows he can’t climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can’t hold it in any longer and hurls all over the big guy’s chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.
“So,” says the little guy, “are you feeling any better now?”
06/05/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8727
Daily Joke: Butler en Espanol
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the have evening off to do as he pleasd since they would be out until quite late.
The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, the wife told her husband that she was terribly bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next stay.
The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people who were his new business partners.
So the wife went home alone and found the the butler spread out on the couch watching TV.
She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then even closer.
She moved forward and whispered in his ear “Take off my dress…”.
“Now take off my bra.
“Next remove my shoes and stockings.”
“Now remove my garter belt and panties”
She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted “The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you’re fired!”
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