07/19/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Cause for Appeal en Espanol
Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.”
Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?”
Lawyer: “Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left.”
07/17/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Pool Rules en Espanol
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
“Everyone knows,” the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.”
“Oh really?” said the lifeguard, “from the diving board!?!?”
07/14/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Retirement en Espanol
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.. I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a moron. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.
07/13/2012 from DIRK
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Daily Joke: ME en Espanol
ONE DAY PAPA MOLE, MAMA MOLE, AND BABY MOLE WERE CHUGING DOWN A TUNELL. PAPA MOLE SAID I SMELL HONNEY, MAMA MOLE SAYS I SMELL HONEY, BABY MOLE SAYS WELL I SMELL MOLEASSES!
07/09/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Skinny Dipping en Espanol
One day a farmer went outside to his pond with a bucket to pick peaches from the peach tree next to his pond and there were two girls in the pond skinny dipping. When they saw him they went to the deep end and said, “Don’t make us get out, we’re naked!” He said “I ain’t. I just came to feed my alligators.”
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