Daily Joke: Jokes Library

A doctor in a teaching hospital was discussing an X-ray with his students.

“This patient has been walking with a pronounced limp for some time,” he said. “The X-ray shows us his fibula and tibia are radically arched.”

He pointed to a student. “You…what would you do in this case?”

“Well, gee!” said student. I guess I’d limp, too.”

A nervous passenger decided to purchase flight insurance at the ticket counter. She had some time before the flights departure, so she stopped in a Chinese restaurant in the concourse.

She started to shake as she read her fortune cookie: “today’s investment will pay big dividends!”

A psychiatrist received a postcard from one of his clients who was vacationing in Spain.

“I’m having a great time!” “Wish you were here to tell me why.”

A man went to his doctor and told him that he had not been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills.

“Here take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up,” he said. “Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed take the red pill with another big glass of water.”

Worried to be put on so much medicine the man said. “Oh, Doc! Now exactly what is my problem?”

The doctor replied, “You are not drinking enough water.”

A tired traveler decided to find a hotel for the night. He stumbled to the front desk and said to the clerk, “Pardon me, I’m exhausted, I’ve been driving for fourteen hours, I’m hungry, and I have a headache. Can you just tell me what room I’m in?”

“Certainly, sir,” the helpful clerk replied. “You are in the lobby.”