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I met my Fiancé at a Séance. I was a Regular. She was a Medium. :)))

Why did the Easter Egg hide ? Because he was a little Chicken. :-)))

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.

He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.

The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”

The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $55 change.

Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

“Ow!” Larry exclaimed. “What was that for?”

“I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name ‘Mary Lou’ written on it,” she said angrily. “You better have a good explanation!”

“Calm down, honey,” Larry said. “I was at the dog track last week and that was the name of the dog I bet on.”

Later that same day, Lisa walked up to her husband and smacked him hard on the forehead when he walked in the door from work.

“What the heck was that for?” he demanded.

“Your dog just called.”

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.

After a few more he needs to go to the toilet. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”.

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, “So did I!”